Okay, to blog on a somewhat more positive note, Julian has dared me to list some of the strange but all TRUE things I have run into in Greyhound bus stations just this year.
1: An Elvis impersonator. I kid you not, this happened back in September, on my way back to Pittsburgh from Ohio.
2: A bearded Amish WOMAN! Julian himself was there to witness this one. Yes we were polite enough not to stare, but this one did make me blink and look twice.
3: A very flamboyantly gay actor who tried to lead the entire bus station in a showtunes sing-a-long. When this didn’t work he resorted to instead trying to talk us into a game of poker.
Maybe more will pop to mind later…but those are the ones I can remember for the moment.
You forgot about Weird Jumpy Toothless Guy who gave us that cab ride home.